The Dentist Special Edition

“Paquita Gutiérrez was scared to death of dentists. For the last few days she has been
tortured by a tooth. At first, she was hoping that it would simply go away, then she tried all
the pain killers in the medicine cabinet. After 3 days, she went to see Carmen, her neighbor
who did talking therapy. After 5 days, and not being able to stand it anymore, she made
an appointment with the eminent dentist, the doctor Salomon Mimran, whose reputation
was the talk of Paris. Paquita, her jaw deformed by an enormous abscess, sat down in the
dentist’s chair as if it were the electric chair.
“Octor, is it goin to ‘urt?” asked Paquita, her words deformed by the inflammation.
“No madam, you won’t feel a thing”, lied the doctor, “you are in good hands. Let’s see, open
up and we will look at this infected molar.”
“Ehh….is alwedy open” said Madame Gutiérrez.”